Resistance training
Doctors say that for long and healthy life it is necessary to consistently do resistance training. I am feeling confident I will live forever because I consistently resist training.
Jokes
Funny story from Detroit highway
A friend told me this one, that he heard from a friend (of a friend, of a friend….). One night on almost empty highway somewhere around Detroit a car was swerving across three-four lanes. Police got a report about this, chased and stopped the car. And conversation between police officer and driver was something like … Read more
Dead duck
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.” The distressed woman … Read more