Funny story from Detroit highway

Picture of highway from air directly above it

A friend told me this one, that he heard from a friend (of a friend, of a friend….).

One night on almost empty highway somewhere around Detroit a car was swerving across three-four lanes. Police got a report about this, chased and stopped the car. And conversation between police officer and driver was something like this:

– Good evening.

– Good evening officer.

– Driver and registration license please.

– Sorry officer, I don’t have driver’s license. – said driver

– How dare you drive a car without one? Why you don’t have it?

– Because I’m blind.

– Why are you driving then? How are you driving? Why isn’t your friend on passenger seat driving? – asked policeman.

– Because he is too drunk to drive.

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